Where the buy dies
Meta and Google probes (TikTok on request) across hooks, offers and angles. Comment and engagement mining. Creative autopsy of what dies before the click and after.
Ads, pages, pricing, paywalls, churn, and the agents that keep it all running. We probe what blocks the buy, diagnose the leaks in 3 days, fix the path, then lease or hand over the agents that keep money moving.
in incremental revenue generated across DTC, subscription and freemium monetization.
7–14 days. We run creative probes designed to surface objections, not vanity ROAS. Losing and winning angles both count. You get a ranked map of what actually blocks the buy, tied back to revenue.
Most teams only read ads that convert. We also mine the ones that don't — comments, ignores, angry replies, “too expensive”, “does it work”, “cancel later” — and price what those objections are costing you.
Meta and Google probes (TikTok on request) across hooks, offers and angles. Comment and engagement mining. Creative autopsy of what dies before the click and after.
Install and paywall-adjacent probes. Store and in-app message patterns. What users say when they hit trial, price or cancel.
Probe can stand alone or run into Diagnosis. If you continue into a module, the Probe fee is credited the same way the Diagnosis is today.
3 days. We take your funnel apart and tell you where the money is going, what each leak costs, and what to do about it first.
When a Probe has already run, Diagnosis starts with real objection data, not only analytics and funnel screenshots.
Nobody else audits a funnel in 3 days. It comes off your first module.
Path: Probe → Diagnosis → module, or jump straight to Diagnosis if you already know the funnel is the problem.
Something has to earn the click. Something has to keep the promise it made. Something has to turn intent into payment. And at any point a customer asks a question nobody is there to answer.
Commerce calls that last step a checkout. Apps call it a paywall. Same problem, same money. Your creative agency is paid by the asset and stops at delivery. Your CRO consultant starts at the landing page and never sees what the ad promised. Support is filed as a cost and measured on deflection, which is the opposite of the job it is actually doing.
Juniors and process.
An agency gives you juniors and keeps the process. Work stays inside their system, not yours.
Output, nobody accountable.
A tool gives you output and keeps nobody accountable. Assets and dashboards, but no owner.
Agents on volume. Seniors on judgement.
We put agents on the volume, seniors on the judgement, and hand you the whole thing when we are done.
One angle that works, turned into every ad format you need. Video, static, search and feeds, in every market you sell in.
An agreed number of assets across the formats you pick, on a schedule. Or the engine itself, built inside your business.
Turning the traffic you already paid for into more paying customers. Pages, offers, onboarding and paywalls, on web and in app.
Rebuilt pages, offers and onboarding, live in production, with the lift in conversion rate and incremental purchases.
Getting more from the customers you already have. What they pay, how often, and how long they stay.
New pricing, packaging and upgrade paths, live and instrumented so you can see what each change earns.
The jobs your team does over and over, done by agents instead. We build inside your stack alongside your team, live in ten business days. Lease them (we run), or take ownership (you run).
A working agent inside your stack, with the prompts, code and accounts handed to you.
A delivery is a fixed number of assets across the formats you pick, on an agreed schedule. Priced before it starts. If a delivery does not match your approved brief and brand guidelines, we redo the whole thing at no cost.
Everyone selling agents shows you a demo and a price. Here is the whole thing, on a page, before you have paid anything.
That last line is the point. A support agent that only deflects tickets is a cost saving. One that tells you why people are not buying is a growth instrument.
A support ticket is not a cost centre if you read it as demand data. Probe finds what the market rejects. Diagnosis prices the leak. Ad Engine and Conversion attack it. Monetization keeps the customer. Agents keep the loop running, so you are not paying juniors to rediscover the same objection every quarter.
Probe → Diagnosis → Fix (Ads / Conversion / Monetization) → Agents (lease or own) → Always On → back to Probe
Pick per module. They do not have to match.
Everything either side of the payment sheet is ours to fix. We know exactly what Shopify, Apple and Google lock down, so nothing gets promised that cannot be built.
Buy the service, lease the agent, or buy the asset. Most suppliers cannot sell you all three.
Agents watching your numbers every morning, not every quarter. Anything moving against you gets flagged the same day, usually with the fix already shipped.
Spend, revenue, creative cost, and margin per order or per subscriber. Refunds, chargebacks, returns.
Every step from impression to activation, payment and renewal, ranked by what the drop-off costs you.
Every support and Probe conversation read and sorted into the objections costing you the most, fed back into ads, pages and paywalls the same week.
Flagged the same day, with a recommendation, and where it sits inside a module or a leased agent, a fix already live.
Every agency staffs your account with juniors, because seniors do not scale and somebody has to cut the two hundred variants, read the four thousand support tickets and rebuild the page. We gave that work to agents.
What is left is judgement, and judgement is the only thing we put people on. Where a project needs a specialist we do not have in house, we contract one and tell you who they are before they touch your account.
No logo wall here and no founder photo. waaghaus is new. What you can judge us on is how the work is built, who does it, how fast it ships, and who owns it at the end.
Probe (optional, 7–14 days)A ranked objection map from live creative probes.
Day 3The diagnosis. Every leak found, priced and ranked, plus a 90-day plan in order.
Day 5A fixed quote for whatever you pick. No hourly billing, no overage.
Week 2First work live. A page in production, ads running, or an agent answering customers.
Every weekA written readout. What changed, what it moved, what is next.
Lease or handoverKeep us on the agent monthly, or take the keys.
waaghaus is new. The first three clients get a reduced rate in exchange for a named case study and a quote once the work is done. After that the rate goes to list. Mention it on the call.
Your Diagnosis lands within 3 business days of us getting access. If it is late, you do not pay for it.
Every module is priced before anything starts. No hourly billing, no overage, no invoice you did not see coming.
If a delivery does not match your approved brief and brand guidelines, we rebuild the entire delivery at no extra cost until it does.
Files, code, agents, prompts, accounts. No lock-in, no exit fee, no platform you have to keep renting from us.
Scale-ups already spending on paid acquisition or with a live subscription business. Typically doing $2M–$20M in revenue, with a team, a stack, and enough traffic that a 10% lift is real money.
Agencies charge per asset and per hour, so scope is the constraint. We charge a fixed fee per module and let agents do the volume, so variant count is not a budget line, tests ship weekly instead of quarterly, and pricing is modelled against your actual margin before it runs.
A tool gives you a dashboard and a login. We give you the agents live inside your stack in 10 business days, running the work, with humans on the outcome. You can take ownership on request.
Three business days. A written map of every revenue leak in your funnel, sized and ranked by payback, with the specific fixes we would ship. If we miss the three-day deadline, you do not pay for it.
Yes. Shopify, custom checkouts, RevenueCat, Stripe, Paddle, Adjust, Amplitude, GA4, Segment, Braze, Klaviyo, and the ad platforms. If it has an API, agents can drive it.
You do. Agents, prompts, pages, models and playbooks transfer to your team on request. No lock-in, no exit fee.
Fixed fee per module, agreed up front, no overage. The Diagnosis is priced separately and is refunded against the first month if you continue.
A 7–14 day creative objection sprint. We run probes to learn what blocks the buy, including from the ads that lose. You get a ranked objection map with the revenue cost. It can stand alone or feed the Diagnosis and the modules.
Yes. Lease is the default when you want Always On. Handover and ownership stay available on request, same as today. No lock-in either way.
No. Start with the Diagnosis if the funnel is already the known problem. Start with Probe if creative and messaging are noisy, or you want objection truth before you rebuild anything.
3 days. Every leak in your funnel, priced and ranked, with a plan to fix it. It comes off your first module.
Book a call7–14 days. Ranked objections from live creative. Credited if you continue.
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